Neil Patrick Harris & How I Met Your Mother Cast - Nothin’ Suits Me Like a Suit
sometimes i shouldn’t be alone, it seems. sometimes i miss certain people a lot. sometimes i wonder if they’re happy. sometimes, i want to tell them i’m not. sometimes i wonder if their thoughts drift to me. sometimes i hope they forgot. right now i wonder why i wrote this down in verse, and whether my life could be different…
i don’t know why i do these things to myself, much less subject you lot to them.
sorry, followers. i don’t even really know what i’m saying right now
if i’m stoned and horny and text you, then it means i may actually be in love with you because if i’m stoned and put forth the effort to locate my phone, find you in my contacts, text sweet nothings in your general direction and deal with the general anxiety of possible rejection that comes with the deep-seeded feelings of inadequacy that a socially awkward young man like myself possesses, there’s something there.
if i’m drunk and horny and text you, then it’s a compliment. a misspelled, aggressive compliment that i’d be really happy if you’d never mention again please